The Christmassy Christmas Show Of Christmassy Christmasness (Squashbox Theatre)

Name: The Christmassy Christmas Show Of Christmassy Christmasness (Squashbox Theatre)
Start: 2025-12-20T11:30:00+00:00
End: 2025-12-20T13:00:00+00:00
Location: Dorchester Arts

Squashbox Theatre presents The Christmassy Christmas Show of Christmassy Christmasness! Squashbox Theatre’s new show is a celebration of everything Christmassy, from fir trees, fairy lights, sleigh bells and snowflakes to crackers, carols, presents and puddings! Meet a snowman who lives in the fridge, try and spot some naughty elves, play hunt the brussel sprout, endure the world’s worst Christmas jumper and gaze at the “beautiful” Christmas fairy…Learn about Yuletide traditions old and new, hear the story of the first Christmas Tree and even explore some festive science.

The Christmassy Christmas Show of Christmassy Christmasness! is an over-stuffed stocking of seasonal surprises crammed with puppets, songs, quizzes and comedy, and over-flowing with crazy characters, silly slapstick, tall tales and fantastic facts-all presented in that unique Squashbox style

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